The futures uncertain and the end is always near..

WARNING:possible spoiler content

OK..countdown to the end of the world starts....734 more days to go...you all must be excited!!
for those who cant hold the excitement,here are the possible theories about how its gonna happen


Theory#1
This states that the earth is going to be vapourized by vogons as the earth is in the way of an intergalactic bypass.This theory is accepted by a large number of people who also believe that the ultimate question is 'what do you get when you multiply 6 by 7?'(not to be confused with 'what do you get when you multiply seven by four?,eight by nintey eight?and other elementary school questions).

Theory#2
This theory states that after an awesome victory for the Indian cricket team in the 2011 world cup,Sachin finally decides he has done enough for the Indian team,for India and the World...and retires.Now one can argue in the following manner:Without Sachin,there is no cricket,and without cricket,there is no India(and a lot other countries in the world).Now,imagine a country as big as India disappearing from the earth.It causes huge loss in mass of the earth and will most likeley,disturb the earth's orbit and send it crashing into the sun or away from it.Either way,we're screwed!

Theory#3
In December 2012,in a Dream Theater concert,John Petrucci(not to be confused with his son,jesus,despite the similarities,the guy who,once played 1,000,000,000 notes per second.These caused cosmic waves and brought together a lump of matter,and even grew life,which later became known as the 'Earth') is asked to perform his famous 'earth creating' feat once more,and increase the earth's size,to make room for the growing population.When hes at 999,999,999 notes per second,there is a power surge.This phenomenon instantly vapourizes the earth.

Theory#4
A student of the world class institute,Indian Institute of Technology,Kharagpur,Mr.Aditya Potukuchi is appointed by a company(who apparantly  have no idea that small cgpa means small grades) to build a transport mechanism for the gas *enter name of the gas here*(the world's most dangerous gas).And as his cgpa predicted,he screws it up,causing a leak,(the gas diffuses UNBELIEVABLY fast,and kills UNBELIEVABLY faster!!)and hence the end of the world.

Theory#5
Considering the rate at which the rate of increase of hunger strikes is increasing,this theory stares that,the last persons on the earth 'Mada' and 'Eve' die of hunger in the garden of 'Nede'.

Theory#6
This theory predicts the world ending in an epic battle between the Indian news channels(in general all the news channels in the world,but by 2012,99% of the news channels r gonna be Indian,so whats the point?).The battle is between the TV(2n) channels and the TV(2n+1) channels.Pity they cant make a huge story of the world ending.

Theory#7
Miley Cyrus is going to get her driving license in December 2012.

Theory#8
The Johnas Brothers get their driving license in December 2012.

Theory#9
Telangana's idea for separation from the rest of the world is implemented.HUGE rockets are tied to the earth along the perimeter of telangana to lift it off the planet.It goes well till some time and then the rockets run out of fuel(they have only as much fuel as Telangana government can afford).And now,whats worse than a freely falling state??A freely falling state with BIG ASS rockets tied around it.The impact caused by the crash wipes out human life(kinda like the same way dinosaurs became extinct).

Theory#10
The crappiest theory.Im not wasting my time explaining this one.If you want to know that badly,watch the movie 2012.

So,lets keep our fingers crossed!! xo_ox